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[...] I'd rather get someone pregnant than get syphilis. I like babies! Open sores, not so much.
—Dave, comic #1025
From comic #1044:
- Dora's dad
- YOUR MOM is Veronica Vance? Holy shit, kid, I musta wacked it to your mom's pictures a million friggin' times! That was prob'ly too much information, huh.
- Marten
- It's okay. Your daughter has put my penis in her mouth.
- Dora's dad
- Touché, kid. Touché.
From comic #1129:
- Raven
- [...] It wasn't going to last anyway. We were too different.
- Faye
- Yeah, I could see that. Livin' in different countries, totally different lifestyles, [...]
- Raven
- He's an anarcho-primitivist, I agree with Chomsky's view that it's untenable as a political belief system...
- Raven
- Plus, he's really into anal. Like, ew.
Friends
I wonder if deaf people obsess about how their voices sound
—Julie Andersen, her blog
Time zones are freaky
—Ninni Saajola
I have this theory about vikings being the first people in the world to use motor boats
—Ninni Saajola
People
Famous
Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.
—Winston Churchill, replying to the accusation “Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!”
The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.
—Benjamin Franklin
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.
—Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
All who live off of selling software discusses going open source. It would be irresponsible not to do that.
—Håkon Wium Lie, in an interview with digi.no, 2007-12-14
Random
[...] because it's cute, Kirby Adventure's is a great way to introduce your girlfriend to video games. And since Kirby's primary abilities are sucking, spitting, and swallowing, it's also a great way to introduce her to oral sex.
